Distress Signal from New Orleans
Louisiana politics are a masterclass in absurdity. Elon Musk bought our coastline, our energy grid is sold to Meta.
As Musk blasts spaceships from Louisiana, we must look to other planets (specifically Sigma 9) to galvanize the electorate.
We Need Count Binface
NOAI summons Count Binface to our annual festival on November 11, 2026 at the New Orleans Jazz Museum (Earth coordinates: 29.9614° N, 90.0592° W).
Help Summon The Count
Count Binface is a busy Super Galactic Space Warrior, but if enough Earthlings call, the Void will answer. We need to create community-driven noise.
Beam distress signals to Sigma 9! Take 10 seconds to copy the message below, paste it on every platform you use, and tag him!
👽 SOS @CountBinface – Louisiana leaders are selling our coast to Elon and our energy grid to Meta. Voter turnout is dipping. Come to @NOAIfyi on 11/11 to reinvigorate our electorate! #HelpUsCount https://bin.noai.fyi
Use absurdity to beat absurdity.
Join us!